"quickly!" cry the police. "the key to defusing the bomb is an encyclopaedic knowledge of les miserables!" "finally," i say, standing. "my time has come."
I press a few buttons and turn back towards the police, “you have one day more”
okay but a rooster is the national animal of France and I just want you to imagine a Hogwarts AU where Enjolras has a rooster as his patronus and Grantaire finds out
"nice cock, Enjolras"
"I haven’t seen your cock in a while, we should do something about that"
"Enjolras has one of the nicest cocks I’ve ever seen"
and Enjolras just bangs his head on the table like “I really fucking hate you”